By Charles Bricker
“You have no chance. You’re not a good tennis player. You’re a nice person and you’re good at your day job at the Tennis Channel. But you’re not a good tennis player.”
Justin Gimelstob paused to watch the butt of his comic patois hit another clumsy shot. “You know you have to keep the balls within the lines,” J-Gimel said sarcastically.
It’s a funny couple minutes of an internet clip which you can see at tennischannel.com/dreams and it got a special little smile from me because Gimelstob’s fall guy here, producer/director Brandon Moglen of the Tennis Channel, and his actress sister, Laurel, grew up around the corner from my family in Sunnyvale, Calif., in the heart of Silicon Valley. It felt good to see Branny getting some face time, even if it was to collect a lot of mock ridicule.
The hook for this clip is the U.S. Open’s decision to give a wild card to some nobody with a USTA rating of 4.0 to 5.0 who wins a series of local and then national tournaments. The U.S. Open Dream for 2010, they’re calling it.
And the clip begins with Moglen doing the voice over as he hits a few balls on a court under
Gimelstob’s critical eye. “Only 15 matches away from achieving my lifelong dream,” he says.
And then, he asks Gimelstob: “Justin, honestly. What are my chances?”
“You have no chance. . . etc., etc., etc.” Gimel tells him. And when Moglen asked him to rate his best shots, it’s pile-on time.
“You don’t have any best shot, so we’re dealing with levels of mediocrity here,” Gimelstob says. “Gimelstob does tell him that his backhand is better than his forehand. But, he adds, “Your forehand is an abomination. I haven’t seen a grip like that since Thomas Muster. You’ll never sniff the courts at the U.S. Open.”
Someone will. Some club player who catches a hot streak. Maybe some guy who played in college and gave up the game, then became electrified by the chance to win a series of all-comers tournaments and get a wild card in the main draw of a Grand Slam.
Moglen comes with a little pedigree. His late father, Lloyd Moglen, played No. 1 singles for Columbia University. Brandon went on to a career in journalism, first as a reporter and then at the Tennis Channel, where he was able to combine his communication talents with his love of tennis.
Charles Bricker can be reached at nflwriterr@aol.com